Limp Bizkit - A Bunch of Clowns

Try to keep yourself from jumping up and down... Limp Bizkit has a new CD releasing this summer!!!


What? You were able to contain yourself? I can't believe it.

Anyway, they are about to start a 75-date tour promoting their new album titled Sad Clown

The tour will see Limp Bizkit donning full clown get-ups, with each venue across the globe to be “decked out to the nines” in carnival garb. The band will be wearing clown attire for their entire performance, and punters will be greeted with a stick of fairy floss upon entry to each show.

This just sounds fucking ridiculous....

Oh yeah, and some band named Guns 'N' Roses is gonna tour with them too. Go figure

[http://musicfeeds.com.au/news/guns-n-roses-re-unite-to-support-limp-bizkit-on-sad-clown-world-tour/]

Mud Wrestling on Spanish TV

Just because...



As always, thanks to Busted Coverage for the scoop

Hot Random British Chick of the Day

= Sam Cooke

These pics are from the January 2010 issue of Feature Girl Magazine[NSFW]

Deftones Still Got It

I don't know how long ago it was released, but Deftones have posted the video for Rocket Skates, their first single from their new album Diamond Eyes, on Youtube. Gotta say, it was about 50 times better than I had expected.



Diamond Eyes is currently set for release on May 4th, 2010

Dogs and Beer

Few things in life can bring us joy like dogs or beer. Even fewer things can come close to a dog with beer

more after the break...

Beerland Hates SXSW Douches

He's right. Bloggers don't have 100k in student loans for pointless degrees...

...and I don't write much, I usually just post pictures

[http://www.flickr.com/photos/ekai/sets/72157623542460581/]

Kabletown Programming Guide

Last week on 30 Rock, we all learned that 91% of Kabletown's profits comes from men ordering adult movies. Thanks to someone with a DVR and a lot of time, we can now understand why

Hot Random British Chick of the Day

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Sending bears with parachutes to find Osama bin Laden

This has got to be the craziest, awesomest idea ever

Could parachute-wearing bears sniff out Osama bin Laden? 

That’s one suggestion the Pentagon has received from someone who noted, quite correctly, that a bear’s sense of smell is much more powerful than a bloodhound’s. 

“Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas [bin Laden] might be,” the innovator wrote. “Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing.”

[http://www.stripes.com/article.asp?section=104&article=68700]

hats off to Thomas Ricks' bad ass Foreign Policy blog for tipping me off on this one

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Support our Troops Pic of the Day

You should see the size of the lotion box

[http://thedailywh.at/]

Clark Kellogg talking Bang Bus

CBS's Clark Kellogg called the NCAA's Midwest bracket the Bang Bus bracket.



 I guess those games will be played in a dirty van driving around Miami.

[http://deadspin.com/5493764/clark-kellogg-renamed-the-midwest-bracket-the-bang-bus-bracket-for-some-reason]

Badass Toast Pic of the Day

[http://epicwinftw.com/2010/03/13/epic-win-photos-mario-toast/]

Happy Daylight Saving Time

Every Monday morning after Daylight Saving Time, I feel like punching Benjamin Franklin in the face

Fuck you, Ben!

Mike Leach has a Potty Mouth

Big ups to Busted Coverage for finding this

Hot Random British Chick of the Day

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Gay Porn Actor Dies Choking on a....

bag of weed.... Yeah, that was my first guess too

[http://gawker.com/5488929/gay-porn-actor-dies-on-camera-after-being-tased-during-reality-show]

Congratulations Corey Feldman!

As of today, there is no longer any more debate on which 'Lost Boy' was more fucked up.

[http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/ktla-corey-haim-obit,0,1628364.story]

Now Everything Makes Sense News Clipping of the Day

[http://probablybadnews.com/2010/03/05/funny-news-what-did-you-think-they-would-be-turned-on/]

What I learned from Watching the Oscars

The Academy Awards were pretty good last night. Here are a few things that they taught me.

1. Christoph Waltz says 'Bingo!' better than any other person on this planet

[http://www.seattlepi.com/tv/1401ap_us_oscars_supporting_actor.html]



2. I can't tell the difference between Rachel McAdams and Elizabeth Banks...

[http://oscar.go.com/red-carpet/82nd-red-carpet]

[http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/rachel-mcadams-oscar-night-hottie-216761/]

...But that isn't such a bad thing

3. All of the people who won the smaller awards could have finished their speeches if Ben Stiller didn't waste so much time with his douchebaggery

[http://www.etonline.com/awards/oscars/2010/2010/03/84745/]

4. James Cameron's Wife #3 > Wife #5

[http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/film/816374-oscars-2010-kathryn-bigelow-makes-history-as-first-woman-to-win-best-director-for-the-hurt-locker]

[http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/cameron-dont-blame-bigelow-for-producers-mistake_1134646]

5. One day Quentin Tarantino will win an Oscar for best picture. Too bad it ended up being Sandra Bullock's mulligan year instead of his

Hot Random British Chick of the Day

= India Reynolds

This pic was lifted from http://www.plunderguide.com/india-reynolds/ [SSFW] - Semi Safe For Work

For NSFW pics, check her out at FRONT and ZOO

Fuck You, Bike Thief! Pic of the Day

[http://www.frontarmy.co.uk/]

Mom + malt liquor + sword = ...

A Memphis mother, drunk off a 40 and wielding a sword, walked into her child's elementary school to confront a kid who got into a spitting match with her child the day before.

[http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/02/25/international/i141753S99.DTL]

No word as of yet if the mother was an active member in the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

Pizza? Coupon of the Day

This particular offer is for delivery-only: