What I learned from Watching the Oscars

The Academy Awards were pretty good last night. Here are a few things that they taught me.

1. Christoph Waltz says 'Bingo!' better than any other person on this planet

[http://www.seattlepi.com/tv/1401ap_us_oscars_supporting_actor.html]



2. I can't tell the difference between Rachel McAdams and Elizabeth Banks...

[http://oscar.go.com/red-carpet/82nd-red-carpet]

[http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/rachel-mcadams-oscar-night-hottie-216761/]

...But that isn't such a bad thing

3. All of the people who won the smaller awards could have finished their speeches if Ben Stiller didn't waste so much time with his douchebaggery

[http://www.etonline.com/awards/oscars/2010/2010/03/84745/]

4. James Cameron's Wife #3 > Wife #5

[http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/film/816374-oscars-2010-kathryn-bigelow-makes-history-as-first-woman-to-win-best-director-for-the-hurt-locker]

[http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/cameron-dont-blame-bigelow-for-producers-mistake_1134646]

5. One day Quentin Tarantino will win an Oscar for best picture. Too bad it ended up being Sandra Bullock's mulligan year instead of his