Lawn Mower Beer Run

What would you do if your buzz was wearing off but The Man was trying to keep you down by taking your driver's license (due to previous DWI convictions)? Well, if you are anything like Joseph Simme, you'd just hop onto your John Deere and head into town.

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Hot Random British Chick of the Day

= Rosie Jones

Rosie is pretty much British perfection

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How to Get Guaranteed Sex From a Lady Friend

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Sean Hannity - Right Where He Belongs

and no, it's not because he's helping to keep America clean and pure

Happy Friday

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Man Discovers Rat Head in Beer

A retired firefighter was drinking a bottle of Tecate Light at his home in Crystal Beach, TX when his wife noticed that there was a rat's head floating around in the bottle. He is now, understandably, filing suit against the brewer and the distributer.

Apparently, this little incident caused him to vomit,get x-rays,get blood tests,fear drinking out of cans, have trouble eating food that is not prepared in front of him and even kept him from caring for his dying father-in-law


this is waaaay worse than skunky beer


[http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6940461.html]