Lawn Mower Beer Run

What would you do if your buzz was wearing off but The Man was trying to keep you down by taking your driver's license (due to previous DWI convictions)? Well, if you are anything like Joseph Simme, you'd just hop onto your John Deere and head into town.

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Apparently that isn't quite legal either. He was pulled over, blew a .14 and was booked for another pesky DWI.

Quote of the day:

You'd have to be drunk to try to get across Walden on a lawnmower. It doesn't surprise me. We have several unique individuals in this neighborhood

Simme walked out of court Tuesday night and took his bike with him